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The Onion
The Onion is an American news satire organization. It features satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news as well as an entertainment newspaper and website known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 690,000 and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old. Since 2007, the organization has been publishing satirical news audios and videos online, as the “Onion News Network”.
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard for a long time… Given, The Onion very rarely disappoints, but usually they just get a chuckle from me. This gave me a hardy LOL, and I’d suggest if you get the time to read the whole article.
SAN DIEGO—Houseguest Kevin Keegan announced Sunday morning that, despite being totally awake, he nonetheless intends to remain on the living room couch he slept on last night until one or more of the house’s occupants gets up.
Keegan, a Boston resident staying with his cousin Barbara’s family while in California for a job interview, said that he awoke at the unusually early hour of 6:45 a.m. “probably because of the time zone difference” and had failed in his attempts to fall back asleep.
“That would’ve been ideal,” said Keegan, who spent the night awkwardly propped up on a single folded-over pillow and only partially covered by a thin decorative quilt. “If I had slept another couple of hours, we all would have likely gotten up around the same time.”
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